We Hang With The Bums 

Hanging on the Bowery cause there’s nothing else to do
Watching all the bums down there is like going to the zoo
They rant and rave about all sorts of things, it’s kind of neat
You’d really be surprised at all the cool dudes that you meet

We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums

Riding on the subway when a bum sits next to me
First he puts me in my place, then he makes me see
That the way I’m living now really ain’t so fun
I’d have a whole lot better time if I was a bum

We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums

Begging in Grand Central making 50 bucks an hour
Sure as hell beats working but you can’t take a shower
I checked out all my options and I found that”bumhood” rocks
So all I need’s a bottle and a way rad box

We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums
We hang with the bums

It’s a strange phenomenon I really can’t explain
Hanging with the bums can sometimes be a pain
Some guys attract girls, some girls attract guys
We attract bums like shit attracts flies