Adam Watches Ben Casey

Man – what the hell you doin’ up so late?
Woman – you gotta re at work by eight!
Birth – ever since that time you’ve been watching this dumb T.V. show
Death – if you don’t get to sleep, the sooner you’ll go
Infinity – goes on forever, too big a concept for your undersized head
Infinity – a really long time so for crying out loud, go to bed

Adam watches Ben Casey – we don’t
Tries to make us watch it too-we wont
It’s the best show around – he’ll say
Will we watch it now? – no way

Adam stays up late, never gets to sleep
Got an appointment with Ben Casey that he’s gotta keep
A show they use as filler between commercials fighting crack
I say no to Casey ’cause that’s the shit that’s wack
Double shots from two to four not my idea of fun
Adam watches both episodes not satisfied with one
He ask’s us why we don’t watch it
We don’t know what to say
We make up dumb excuses but we wish he’d go away

I get bad reception – on four
I don’t own a tv – no more
Gotta wake up early – for work
Ben Casey acts like – a jerk

Adam had a date with an ambassador’s daughter
Took her out to eat, ordered plenty of ice water
Afterwards he asked her over so they could have a drink
She said, “I’m not that type of girl.” He really had to think
“Let’s have a Casey party, I’ll get Castles, I’ll get cow.”
He got her to agree, we really don’t know how
She went to watch Ben Casey we never thought she would
The chocolate cow was chillin, the White Castles were good

Adam watches Ben Casey-we don’t
Tries to make us watch it too – we won’t
He says a lot of girls think that – it’s good
We don’t watch Ben Casey – we should