Dropped out of high school, didn’t have a brain
The navy and the airforce wouldn’t let you fly a plane
Without a diploma you couldn’t find a job
You didn’t want to do real work and didn’t want to rob
Rentacoprentacoprentacop think your cool
Rentacoprentacoprentacop just a fool
Rentacoprentacoprentacop think you’re great
Rentacoprentacoprentacop that’s your fate
Dressed up in your uniform, guarding at the mall
There’s a bunch of white kids who aren’t very tall
Go harass them. Won’t let them hang no more
When there’s a robbery going on inside the store
Rentacoprentacoprentacop think you’re hip
Rentacoprentacoprentacop ego trip
Rentacoprentacoprentacop think it’s fun
Rentacoprentacoprentacop got no gun
Got a female partner – oh wow lucky me
Gonna get some action. It’s gonna be for free
Take her in the back room show her who’s the boss
Got a lifetime sentence. Oh well – its no big loss
Rentacoprentacoprentacop go to jail
Rentacoprentacoprentacop looks like you fail
Rentacoprentacoprentacop here’s some vaseline
Rentacoprentacoprentacop those boys be mean
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