Every Friday night, unless it rains
They all take the Metro-North at White Plains
They got daddy’s visa, dressed to the nines
Ready for an evening of standing in lines
It’s the place to be, it’s the ultimate cool
It’s what they all tell their friends about, Monday at school
They’re not old enough to get into The Limelight
But you know that’s where they’re going on their prom night
Will they get dinner? No
Will they get served? No
Will they get picked up? No
Will they get a t-shirt? Ya know it
Hang there all night, ’til 11:15
They’re nothing to look at but they wanna be seen
Meet the whove cast of The Facts Of Life
And there’s Twisted Sister with his kids and his wife
They’re in New York, London, Frisco, LA
The girls think the guys are cute. Too bad they’re all gay
If you’re from suburbia, it’s the thing to do
But I’ll never go there and neither should you
Will they get dinner? No
Will they get served? No
Will they get picked up? No
Will they get a t-shirt? Ya know it
Will they get dinner? No
Will they get served? No
Will they get picked up? No
Will they get a t-shirt? Ya know it
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