Walk around late at night another deli in my sight
I walk inside, I know I’ll see a salad bar covered with MSG
The whole city’s been yuppified, no more is Chocolate Cow supplied
So I’ll survive as half a man until I can find one rusty can
Back in the day when cow did flow we’d never try to drink it slow
Used to be so much fun
Not only tried to quench our thirst but also see who’d finish first
At this I always won
Leader of the whole dang crew ’cause Cow consuming’s what I do
Looked up to by everyone
I’m nothing since the Cow ran dry, now you know the reason why I
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Perrier and soybean drink”Do people like this?” I always think
They cater to these yuppie swine, because of them I can’t get mine
Yoo-Hoo is no substitute; complaining’ll only cause dispute
So I’ll leave no soda can unturned until I find the drink I’ve yearned
Back in the day when cow did flow we’d never try to drink it slow
Used to be so much fun
Not only tried to quench our thirst but also see who’d finish first
At this I always won
Leader of the whole dang crew ’cause Cow consuming’s what I do
Looked up to by everyone
I’m nothing since the Cow ran dry, now you know the reason why I
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
Gotta get, I gotta get some Chocolate Cow
I was ready to give up the fight when I saw a most disturbing sight
A yuppie by a hot dog stand with Chocolate Cow in his right hand
I said”Yo! man, give me that!” he only gave me his wallet so I knocked him flat
I got my cow so it didn’t matter that my clothes got covered with yuppie splatter
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